Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. ‘Glorp’ is a cactus with true personality, sculptural, playful and just a little bit weird in the best possible way. Its upright, chunky stems twist and curve as they grow, forming quirky, irregular shapes that look like something straight from another planet. The skin is a cool blue-green, almost powdery in texture, with gentle ribs and short spines that add a touch of character without being too fierce. As it matures, it can develop multiple branches, turning into a fantastic living sculpture that’s impossible to ignore.
This variety loves sunshine and warmth, thriving in bright light and well-draining soil. It’s happiest when the soil is allowed to dry completely between waterings, and it prefers to stay dry over the winter months. A light feed during the growing season will keep it strong and healthy. Given the right conditions, it can grow into an impressive statement plant that adds bold structure and charm to any indoor or patio display.
Myrtillocactus ‘Glorp’ is perfect for collectors or anyone who enjoys plants with personality. It’s equal parts elegant and eccentric, a cactus that manages to be both calm and full of attitude at the same time. Every one grows a little differently, so no two are ever quite the same, which makes it all the more special.
